The last three CFOs I’ve worked for have been completely insane. I understand they’re under a lot of pressure. In this environment and like everyone else they don’t necessarily have much job security.
But, come on, am I just unlucky or what?!
Here’s what I’ve experienced over the last 7 years, 2 companies and 3 CFOs:
- Crankiness. Sure, it’s probably driven by stress, but who doesn’t have stress? I had one
CFO who bled through his starched white shirt from a stress-aggravated skin condition for a whole month before every year end close. - Poor communication. Related to crankiness and stress, but a sparkly jewel of failure in its own right. If CFOs can’t say clearly what they want or listen to what’s being said, how do they hope to achieve anything? I understand that they’re numbers guys, but they must have met and talked to at least some people along the way.
- Blame shifters. If one doesn’t have much job security, the effort to escape blame can be enticing. Or, maybe they all had fathers who withheld encouragement. Whatever the cause, it doesn’t create a lot of loyalty in those on the receiving end.
- Unforgiving. Related to blame shifting, but more like a total lack of grace when the blame really does belong to someone else. I failed to run a report for a CFO two CFOs ago and you would have thought I had killed his cat.
- Unreasonable expectations. Does the universal CFO job description include the phrase “must be able to express absurd expectations about the quality and quantity of other’s work, while maintaining a straight face as though what was just said won’t immediately trigger a job search,” because that would really explain things.
- Swearing to themselves. Picture a guy walking around muttering profanities under his breath. To his credit, he can quickly rattle off 7 to 10 in a row without adding filler words or repeating himself. That’s totally impressive!
I understand that the traits of a bad boss are not exclusively reserved for CFOs. At the same time, does the process of becoming a CFO some how filter-in only those with absolutely no
At the very least there should be some kind of system to detect a bad leader before he gets to the top. Or how about some kind of effective method to inform these guys on how to be a great leader before they’re in a senior position?
I digress. I’m not going to change the system if it is in fact the system to blame.
Here’s my question again… are all CFOs insane? If so, there really is no reason for me to look for a new job, since the next CFO will be as crackers as the last.
If you are a CFO and a great person to work for, please accept my humble apology. I'd like to work for you one of these days or at least believe that you exist.